Sweden here we come!

Stockholm Syndrome

Stockholm syndrome makes you smile!

Gooh?

I have no idea what they sold here.

Swedish Meatballs

Yes, they do really have them.

Don't let the sun go down on me

Being so far north and that it was like November when we were there, the sun went down early. This is how dark it was at approximately 4:30 pm.

Skum

Use it to put out a fire or scare scumbags away.

Nobel Prize

We got to go to the place where the Nobel prizes are given out. The guy who invented Dynamite (Alfred Nobel) was the same guy who came up with the Nobel prize. There was the tails side of this coin on the other wall.

Lisa coming down the Nobel stairs

Lisa coming down the Nobel stairs





These are the stairs that everyone comes down at the Nobel prize banquet. This is probably the most classic photo in Stockholm.

Ceiling

The ceiling of the place was neat in that it was designed to look like a ship's bottom.

Breakin' the Law

Jason sat in the chair of somebody on the Stockholm parliament. We were specifically forbidden to do this. Which made a lot of people do it. There was a line behind us. We also wrote some fake laws while we were there.

Swedish Urinals

These are urinials in Sweden. They are what you would see if you went into a (men's) restroom. Looks like you can pull in or back in.

Gettin' Fresh!

Wooden dudes gettin' fresh with Lisa.

The Vasa

The Vasa





Here are Lisa and I in front of the Vasa. The Vasa was a ship commissioned in the 1600's was loaded with new technology. Upon her maiden voyage, she sank within one nautical mile of the port. Onlookers were quoted as saying "no way!". They raised the ship in the 1960's and now it is one kickin' museum. I really thought this one would be crappy but it was one of the best I've been to in Europe.

Swedish Karaoke

We went out on the town one of our last nights there and went to have the famous "steak on a plank". It literally is a steak served on a piece of wood. This happened to be served at a karaoke bar where brave Swedes sang songs like "walkaway joe" or "show me the meaning of being lonely". Our noble American girls decided to go together and sing American Pie, the long version. They did pretty good on the chorus but the verses prompted phrases like "I don't remember this part". All in all, the long version of American Pie is 8 minutes, 27 seconds.

Boat Trip

We took a boat tour of the bay which was very nice and relaxing. Apparently it was too relaxing for Lisa. They gave you headphones for your own language and played soft jazz between monotoneous talking spouts. they wouldn't give us our money back.

Olde Tyme Sweden

This was a guy making some old timey pastry with old timey stuff. It was pretty good. This was part of an open air museum sort of like Chucalissa or Cannonsburg, only with Swedish people.

Majestic Reindeer

This was in the museum that I didn't go to as me and Jason were at the token giftshop drinking coffee and eating cake. Looks like a pretty good rack on this thing, but all the "majesty" is lost when they're just laying there.